sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

(via suchaquestionableplace)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via suchaquestionableplace)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via hetchito)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via rememberancedialogue)

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

(via queen-eastoftherhine)

thegreatnessideserve:

kingof-thecrossroads:

joanwatson:

There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’

Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.’

#and on earth the man will take the angels hand    #and whisper ‘stay’   

and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’

(via syrose)